Trial By House Fire (2684-2697)

I’ve been putting off writing about the fire for a long time, not because it is too painful or anything, I’ve just put it behind me. Whenever I talk about it people get all sympathetic and are like, How horrible and I’m so sorry, but it’s no big deal. Really. Do you know why? Because […]

Dreadlock Fallout (2670-2683)

I don’t know about those CPAs. They are SERIOUSLY CRAY! Yesterday I told you about how their inter-office gross-out contest escalated to Pamcakes acquiring a contraband dreadlock from yours truly. It’s been a long 48 hours to wait for the payoff, but it finally came today. Good morning Joe! How about a nice, steaming, dreadlock […]