You can almost see the warm breath coming out of their little noses.

I’m talking about two uniquely female fetishes: shoes and horses. That’s why l love these Timberland Boots I found at my local pusher shoe store, Two Sole Sisters. Don’t they make my feet look like little ponies on a cold, snowy day, all cozy in their horse blankies? Okay, maybe it’s just me.

Despite how adorable they are, I did not buy them. I am the picture of strength and virtue.