The best part of the tour was when he took a call on his mobile and Millie said, “What is on your screen? Is that a vagina?”
Now for the third leg of Eurotour 2016: Austria
The TSA guy at the airport looked at my passport and says he likes me better without bangs so I guess it’s settled.
I had to scrap the first version because I wrote it just after coming back from dinner with Nina and upon sleeping on it, I opted to put up a more … um … sober version. Enjoy.
I left Boulder Thursday night for a non-stop flight to Iceland and arrived at 6:30 the next morning. My flight got in an hour early so I had time to collect my bag and get coffee before Nina showed up. We immediately hit the road.
I wasn’t exactly going for beautiful or whimsical, I was actually just lashing out at my husband but sometimes that’s how the magic works.
This video is inexplicably missing the dubstep soundtrack which is, and I quote, “Really good dubstep.” Said no one. Ever.
It had the makings of the best blog ever: me drunk, My Parasitic Twin, a home-grown surgical procedure, video, pain, humiliation, me arriving drunk at Wu’s door begging for free ER treatment … it had it all.
I was pretty stoked about this because I just got on a friend’s private message line where they post icky unsolicited dick-pics (as if there is such a thing as a solicited dick-pic) for us to laugh at and I was feeling pretty lame that I didn’t have any of my own to share because I’m old.
The toilet is a metaphor for my life right now, if you leave out the implied negativity that comes with toilet metaphors.