One might think that it would be hard to say goodbye to the fantasy existence that was my summer of travel, camping, and beauty, but it isn’t. That shit is exhausting and I as much as I love living in my alternate universe, I’m pretty damn happy with my real life.
The most important thing to report is that I TOOK A LAP DANCE CLASS WITH STEVEN RETCHLESS!
Yes, I got surly and desperately needed alone time and sometimes it felt like I was on an insane schedule, but I’m happy about everything we did.
While the kids tried to kill each other with frisbees and tennis balls, we adults relaxed.
We met up family in the Outer Banks of the Carolinas.
We flew this year because I couldn’t do a two-day drive again. Not yet.
But Scheissehund got to fly for the first time which is good because he was not going to tolerate being left at home.
I hope she gets better before I leave for yet another trip because she’s probably gonna die since there’s no way anyone else is going to do this shit.
I’m very much enjoying my staycation. It is way more relaxing than going anywhere even with a house full of guests and chicken emergencies.
Loony told me that there were naked people on the 3rd floor deck so I popped up with my camera to see what was going on.
Nina said that a friend noticed that lately I haven’t been as quick to reply to emails and texts. She didn’t mean it in a negative way, more of a “I wonder what Viv’s up to,” way. Nina’s response was perfect. “Vivienne is really engaged in her kids this summer and not as available.” She […]
For the record, I hope he never stops doing this.