Nina said that a friend noticed that lately I haven’t been as quick to reply to emails and texts. She didn’t mean it in a negative way, more of a “I wonder what Viv’s up to,” way. Nina’s response was perfect. “Vivienne is really engaged in her kids this summer and not as available.” She […]
For the record, I hope he never stops doing this.
I looked upon bedtime with fear as each kid eventually gave up on roughing it and ended up in bed with me.
“Oh shit. She thew everything up. Are those carrots? Did I even feed her carrots.”
Me: SEE! EVEN SHE THINKS YOU ARE ASKING IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAD!
MPT: I WAS NOT! I WAS ONLY SAYING YOUR DAD IS HOT AND MAYBE YOU DIDN’T LIKE HIM BRINGING GIRLFRIENDS BY!
Part 3 of the seemingly unending recounting of my Teton road trip.
Part 2 of my epic Teton road trip takes us to Thermopolis, WY.
Part one of a six part series (I KNOW!!!) about my epic road trip and camp experience at Teton National Park.
If you are asking me to shave your pussy then I accept.
I pondered the great irony that so far our trips have turned into fiascos because the same kid had to take a shit.