Enrique introduced me to a new term at dinner last night. Dork Knob. I was so tickled that I wrote it down for future use, this time on paper and not my arm. And here we are. The future! Urban Dictionary defines a Dork Knob it as: The puny beginnings of a man’s pigtail. Any […]
My folks just left and I was determined to enjoy some “me” time. On Sundays that means reading the New York Times Sunday Magazine, like I used to back in the day. On the cover was this article by Michael Pollan about the beneficial bacteria inside us and how our war against bacteria is harming […]
Today was a really good day, blog-wise and purging-wise. TeenyBikini who writes The Jigglybits, one of my favorite blogs, was so kind as to link to me in her latest masterpiece about Lifting Her Dainty Vagina and peeing in the sink because of construction delays. I admit to being guilty of doing the same, but I […]
I love Engrish. I’m not making fun of another person’s poor grasp of the English language (unless they are native speakers and just shitty spellers) I simply find it quaint. It’s like a fingerprint, or a stamp that says, “This was created by a real person and not a huge corporate machine.” No matter how […]
The last two weeks of school is like the last two weeks of pregnancy. I was so huge and heartburny and my back hurt and my feet hurt and I was sick and fucking tired of everyone wanting to know when I was due and what’s the baby’s name (Scrotus, if you must know) and […]
