I stopped by REI today to pick out a new swimsuit, my go-to suit is five years old and wearing thin. The super expensive Vitamin A suit I bought for pole dancing will never get wet. Ever. And the suit I bought a couple months ago just doesn’t look as good on me as I […]
The boys are into a show called Merlin. It isn’t animated, doesn’t sell toys or cereal, and doesn’t feature coked up actors acting like idiots so it’s okay by me. Testy said, “I like Merlin because even though it is a grown up show there is NO KISSING. And that makes it my kind of […]
I’m having one of those put-upon-housewife/mother days where I feel chained to the stove. It’s not that bad, really, but I’m touchy because every time I turn my back the kitchen looks like a bomb has hit it. Me: What. The. Hell. “We made sandwiches.” Me: Thanks for not cleaning it up. “I was about […]
Today is the last day of winter break, the final big push. It has been a little hard getting back into the habit of getting rid of stuff and blogging, what with being out of town at all. It just goes to show how important it is to stick with something you wish to ingrain […]
Blue is the kind of dog that expresses anxiety through his bowels. When we first got him he was pooping up to ten times a day. Since then he’s been a perfectly house-trained dog; and then we went out of town. He was fine while we were gone but got overly psyched to see me […]
