OH HELL! This was supposed to post tomorrow. I’m taking Sunday off. I take a peek at my stats regularly, just to see where my readers are coming from and what brought them to my blog. I’ve noticed, for instance, that my numbers drop off on the weekends, presumably because people aren’t actively trying to […]
We got home last night from a Spring Break trip. I decided to not be a dumbass and announce to the internet that I was going out of town (not that any of you lovely readers would try to boost my house, especially not with Cato and Blue around, but still). It was a great […]
Posting pictures of my piles of stuff of is very much like dogshaming, only I call it vivshaming. All those useless things I’ve accumulated over the years are like giant, steaming turds on the carpet. I play dual schizophrenic roles of the contrite dog and the furious um, animal guardian (this is Boulder, you’ll get […]
I don’t know about those CPAs. They are SERIOUSLY CRAY! Yesterday I told you about how their inter-office gross-out contest escalated to Pamcakes acquiring a contraband dreadlock from yours truly. It’s been a long 48 hours to wait for the payoff, but it finally came today. Good morning Joe! How about a nice, steaming, dreadlock […]
I had lunch with a new friend and the conversation turned to my blog; it turns out she’s a devoted reader. I knew there was something about her I liked. She said, “You are so different than me. The things you say in your blog … and fact you put your name on it, I […]
