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I Feel So Naked (4284-4298)


Today I attended the annual fundraiser for Testiclese’s pre-school. Even though he graduated last year, it’s fun to and see all the teachers and take advantage of the carnival games and margaritas (hence why I wrote this post theme on my arm, so I wouldn’t forget). Bonus! This year Eddie (the director’s husband) made moonshine […]

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Dreadlock Fallout (2670-2683)


I don’t know about those CPAs. They are SERIOUSLY CRAY! Yesterday I told you about how their inter-office gross-out contest escalated to Pamcakes acquiring a contraband dreadlock from yours truly. It’s been a long 48 hours to wait for the payoff, but it finally came today. Good morning Joe! How about a nice, steaming, dreadlock […]

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Trapped in the Kitchen (2209-2224)


I’m trapped in the kitchen. I blame the dog. He’s had chronic buttsplotions since we got back from LA in January despite (and maybe because of) two rounds of antibiotics. I’ve been reduced to preparing a special “bland diet” of rice, ground turkey, yogurt, pumpkin and yams. The giant batches I made would feed me […]