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Frozen Fat Update


It has been exactly 10 days since I got my fat frozen and I thought I’d post a little update aka put off cleaning toilets and walking the dog because: I don’t feel like taking off my socks so I can scrub the shower and It’s really snowy and icy See? It has been snowing […]

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Offensive Tet


I have been in the foulest, most craptastic mood ever. I’m not exactly sure why (well, I might have a few ideas) but suffice to say that I am unfit to be around other people. Heck, I’m even a little scared of myself. I think it might be because I haven’t been working out at […]

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The World’s Shittiest Chicken Waterer Can’t Bring Me Down


I am covered in raw egg and dripping wet with chicken poop tinged water. But I’m not mad. I’m happier than I’ve been in a really long time. I was ready to write a profanity laden post about why I hate my heated chicken waterer – and I’ll try to work up a good head […]

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I’m Freezing My Fat Off With Zeltiq Coolsculpting


It has in fact been quite cold but when I said I’m freezing my fat off, I don’t mean this: I actually mean this: Why am I doing this? For one, I already exercise two hours a day (30 minutes stair machine set on suicide, 30 minutes pull-ups, pushups, crunches – and not the girl kind, […]

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I Think You Have the Wrong Blog


I got a bunch more followers on this blog ever since that article about short-term rentals was posted. What?! This is a disaster. The person in the article is a considerate, tax paying, family business advocating Vivienne. To see her website go here. She even has a well-reasoned and zero-profanity blog about issues relevant to short-term rentals. Four […]

Just doing a little cleaning up and then I'll write a letter to City Council

I’m In the Paper! Let the Hating Begin


Somehow I’ve found myself at the epicenter of the short-term rental debate in Boulder. Maybe it’s because I’m the only one who will speak openly about my experience with STRs. Ever since I started blogging I have become accustomed to letting it all hang out. Thank you to Erica Meltzer wrote this very balanced piece […]

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Lovely Blog Award


I got the nicest blog award from The Naughty Miss Jones, vibrator aficionado and fellow blogger. She has the most adorable website, BTW and you can bet that I’m following her blog. The rules. 1. Thank the person that nominated you 2. Display the lovely blog award 3. Share 7 things about yourself 4. Nominate 15 […]