I’m Getting That Spooky Feeling

I found the bed that I wanted for my guest room on Craigslist today. One that would replace the Frankenbed that I hate. It was a simple enough listing and the pictures looked good. Very legit. I found someone to take the Frankenbed off my hands for free (so long sucker!) and headed down to Longmont […]


Frozen Fat Update

It has been exactly 10 days since I got my fat frozen and I thought I’d post a little update aka put off cleaning toilets and walking the dog because: I don’t feel like taking off my socks so I can scrub the shower and It’s really snowy and icy See? It has been snowing […]


Offensive Tet

I have been in the foulest, most craptastic mood ever. I’m not exactly sure why (well, I might have a few ideas) but suffice to say that I am unfit to be around other people. Heck, I’m even a little scared of myself. I think it might be because I haven’t been working out at […]

Sorry babe.

The World’s Shittiest Chicken Waterer Can’t Bring Me Down

I am covered in raw egg and dripping wet with chicken poop tinged water. But I’m not mad. I’m happier than I’ve been in a really long time. I was ready to write a profanity laden post about why I hate my heated chicken waterer – and I’ll try to work up a good head […]


I’m Freezing My Fat Off With Zeltiq Coolsculpting

It has in fact been quite cold but when I said I’m freezing my fat off, I don’t mean this: I actually mean this: Why am I doing this? For one, I already exercise two hours a day (30 minutes stair machine set on suicide, 30 minutes pull-ups, pushups, crunches – and not the girl kind, […]


I Think You Have the Wrong Blog

I got a bunch more followers on this blog ever since that article about short-term rentals was posted. What?! This is a disaster. The person in the article is a considerate, tax paying, family business advocating Vivienne. To see her website go here. She even has a well-reasoned and zero-profanity blog about issues relevant to short-term rentals. Four […]

Just doing a little cleaning up and then I'll write a letter to City Council

I’m In the Paper! Let the Hating Begin

Somehow I’ve found myself at the epicenter of the short-term rental debate in Boulder. Maybe it’s because I’m the only one who will speak openly about my experience with STRs. Ever since I started blogging I have become accustomed to letting it all hang out. Thank you to Erica Meltzer wrote this very balanced piece […]