Incase You Missed the Party

Remember back when I was on the fence about throwing a fundraiser party for Itchy and Scratchy’s school PTA? Some of my more concerned readers (all 12 of you) were like, “You sound stressed out enough, why take this on?” Because I can’t say no? Anyway, I did it and it turned out great and […]

Zombie glasses. They remind me of the salad days at Marcia's house but they are impossible to clean and they tip over really easy. DONATE

So I Got Rid of Some Crap

Yes, I’ve been on a giant blogging hiatus. What can I say? It’s easy to to not write. But I like writing and I have some good shit to write about. For instance, I threw my big fundraiser and it 1) did not end in Total Financial Ruin, 2) was not a Humiliating, Sad Party where […]

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I Can’t Write Anything That Isn’t Angry

I’m up to my twitching eyelids in local politics as I defend my livelihood from the deaf ears of City Council who have deemed renting out rooms in my licensed and inspected house on AirBnB and VRBO to be “socially unjust.” That’s a quote. Perhaps they need a reminder about what social injustice actually looks like. […]