Loony says his favorite dreams are ones where he is finding stuff at estate sales, treasure trove after treasure trove of valuable vintage clothes to sell on eBay. It figures. My favorite dreams are where I find new rooms in our house. Last night I dreamt I discovered an entire floor. It was in bad shape […]
The pediatrician noted at first my almost complete lack of english but was pleased to report six months later that I was now fluent. And he noted my extreme nose bleeds. I was plagued with them as a child.
Just a few things on this very snow day because even though it is 9am, I’ve already shoveled for an hour, walked the stupid dog, experimented with a new recipe and made a new friend. Jasmine, a lovely young lady who works(ed) at Leaf knocked on my door to say hi and tell me how […]
I know there are at least two sides to every story so I am careful about swooping in and passing judgement on whatever incursion du jour is happening, especially when I wasn’t there to personally witness it. Frankly, it would be easier to play King Solomon because the alternative is to get them to come to some kind of consensus. It is exhausting.
I’ve been racking my brain for the female equivalent for dirty old man and all I can come up with is cougar. Well there’s a pleasant surprise. For once the female term is a shade less derogatory than the male term. You know, like the only male word for slut is stud, which has positive connotations. Yes, cougars […]
Seriously, I was about to take a shower but there was no way I could tear myself away with so much at stake. Pamcakes totally should have live-tweeted it even though she doesn’t know what tweeting is.
I have a new friend and up to this point I have referred to her simply as “Anne” (not her real name). I used it mostly has a placeholder until something with a little more pizazz came to mind. After hanging out with her for coming on five months, I finally have the perfect internet […]
When I was trying to explain to my bookkeeper what the Michi, Lululemon, Lucy and Acrovita expenses were about, I multitasked by deleting pictures from my bloated iPhoto file and I came across this beauty.
If things work out for me, that’s great. If they don’t, I’ll figure something else out. I’m going to try to not spend one more ounce of energy on emotions that don’t serve me, such as stressing over things I have no control over.
The sound of dripping at 5 in the morning can only mean one of two things: A pipe burst, or Blue wants to go out Loony has taken to calling the dog Snowpiercer after the inscrutable film of the same name. I think it has to do with the way his pee pierces into high […]