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Figuring Out This Birthday Thing


Testiclese turned eight last week and my folks flew in for the occasion. I can’t resist the urge to take this opportunity to post some cute throwback pictures of the old Senator Snorkie. I’m working on getting the hang of special occasions. I’ve always had a one-size-fits-all model. Invite everyone Spend shitloads of money on […]

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Organizationgasm


If you’ve been following my blog for more than a year, you’ve been through the divestment process with me. You were there while I sold, donated, gifted, recycled and tossed over 7300 items in one year. The end was bittersweet. I doubled my original goal of chucking ten items a day for 365 days and I walked […]

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Why I Love/Hate Halloween


I am deep in the throes of Halloween right now, hence the radio silence. I have a love/hate relationship with Halloween. I hate Halloween because I can’t get past the deep irony of buying candy to give to my kids one day and then essentially bribing them to give it up the next. Not to […]

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Let Me Think About It and Get Back To You


I have ton to write about folks, especially since it’s been at least 10 days since I’ve blogged. Some would wonder if I am dead. I had a house full of amazing pole dancers staying with me, shedding glitter and sequins all over the place … I went to the Colorado Pole Championship (which was […]

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Pole Expo 2014


I hurt my back today. Again. Bad. I should have known better because Tabby and I were both talking about how much we hate Bosu Ball workouts yet I took a group fitness class that used, you guessed it, Bosu Balls. I don’t think there is anything inherently wrong with Bosu workouts. The idea is […]

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There Are No Pictures of Pole Dancers In This Post


Look, I’m super sorry that I haven’t posted about Pole Expo in Vegas yet but that weekend was a beast. It was way fun and highly bloggable but I have a zillion pictures and videos to edit before I can post a blog. But I will give you this as an appetizer … Depending on […]

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Living With Glerpes


Sometimes I go through my days thinking I have nothing to share with you. Then I start talking to Lemony about a conversation I had and I realize just how idiotic – and bloggable – it really was. I’ve been way caught up with houseguests … Managing my extremely busy AirBnB business … Some of my guests […]